Wherein The Fine Line Between Hot And Creepy Is Discussed, or, How Could Something As Right As Plaid Skirts And Knee Socks Look So Wrong?

Act Twenty Two, Scene Five

Cast: Woman In Black Flats, Man With Striped Tie

Setting: 8:47 PM, Table Under The Scissor Print, Shikago, South LeSalle Street, Chicago

MWST: I watched a bit of the parade from my office window this morning.
WIBF: How was it?
MWST: Odd.
WIBF: How so?
MWST: It was led by a group of firemen in kilts.
WIBF: What's so odd about that?
MWST: They looked like the student body of an all girls East German Catholic School. But with less leg hair.