11 October 2006

Wherein Principles Are Sacrificed For Good Dental Coverage, or, The Spot Where The Rubber Meets The Road

Act Thirteen, Scene Three

Cast: Myself, My New Gay Neighbor

Setting: 8:06 PM, Backyard, Home

MNGN: How long have you been married?
Myself: Oh, were not married yet.
MNGN: Really?
Myself: We've been talking about May.
MNGN: A May wedding would be delicious.
Myself: I know we should be high minded like Angelina and Brad and wait until its legal for everyone to get married, but I really want health insurance.

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