Wherein The Difference Between Fiction And Reality Is Discussed, or, Could You Please Get Me A Beer Like That Miller Lite Dog?

Act Twenty Five, Scene One

Cast: Myself, Abby The Dog

Setting: 6:41 PM, Watching NCIS, Home, Sofa

Myself: See that dog? He finds drugs. The only thing you find is hamburger wrappers.

Abby The Dog: [Looks at Myself, tilts head.]