Wherein The Final Nail Is Hammered Into The Coffin Of Western Civilization Is DIscussed, or, Ghandi Was Right

Act Twenty Three, Scene Four

Cast: Man Eating Taquitos, Woman Drinking Chardonnay

Setting: 9:07 PM, Home, Sofa, Watching Iowa Caucus returns on NBC

MET: Did Brian Williams just say, "These numbers are off the hook"?
WDC: I think he did.
MET: Tim Russert should have said "Fo shizzle".
WDC: Word.