Wherein The Difference Between Wishful Thinking And Pathetically Delusional Is Discussed, or, What Color Is The Sky In Your World?

Act Twenty One, Scene One

Cast: Man In Striped Shirt One, Man In Striped Shirt Two

Setting: 11:07 PM, Bar, Rodan, North Milwaukee Avenue, Chicago

MISSO: How'd it go?
MISST: Dude, if she wasn't a lesbian, she would have totally slept with me.