Wherein One Of The Many Benefits Of Celebrity Is Discussed, or, Seems Kind Of Pathetic, Like Eating At The McDonalds On Saint Germaine

Act Fourteen, Scene One

Cast: Myself, Abby The Dog

Setting: 5:44 PM, Couch, Home, Watching E!

Myself: If you're going to prison for stalking, shouldn't it be an actual celebrity? He can do so much better than Hillary Duff.
Abby The Dog: (Looks at Myself, tilts head.)