Wherein The Phrase Taking Candy From A Baby Is Discussed, or, It Isn't Exactly Rocket Surgery

Act Twenty, Scene Two

Cast: Myself, Abby The Dog

Setting: 3:11 PM, Couch, Home, Watching Mtv

Myself: Punking Britney Spears is kind of like punking the kid who played Corky on "Life Goes On".
Abby The Dog: [Looks at Myself, tilts head.]

Wherein The Definition Of The Word Misrepresentation Is Discussed, or, Can You Really Call Stale Pretzels Haute Cuisine?

Act Twenty, Scene One

Cast: Man In Blue Sweater

Setting: 1:07 PM, Gate C17, PDX

MIBS: Gate Gourmet? That is quite possibly the single greatest misnomer in human history.

Wherein An Odd Blend Of Bad Floral Prints Is Discussed, or, Is There A Helen Kellor School Of Interior Design?

Act Nineteen, Scene Five

Cast: Man In Driving Moccasins

Setting: 10:07 PM, Room 304, Bozeman Inn, Bozeman, Montana

MIDM: This room looks like it was decorated by Laura Ashley's white trash cousin.

Wherein An Intense Feeling Of Deja Vu Is Discussed, or, Parachute Pants And Member's Only Jackets And Espadrilles , Oh My!

Act Nineteen, Scene Four

Cast: Man In Khaki Pants, Woman In Red Sweatshirt

Setting: 6:41 PM, Rushmore Mall, Rapid City, South Dakota

MIKP: Wow! They have a Waldenbooks! I didn't know they still existed.
WIRS: Me either. Look, there's an arcade.
MIKP: Its like the mall that time forgot. All they need is a Chess King and it'd be every mall I was in during high school.
WIRS: Whats Chess King?

Wherein The Limits Of Modern Pharmacology Are Discussed, or, Please God, Make It Stop!

Act Nineteen, Scene Three

Cast: Myself, Abby The Dog

Setting: 11:51 PM, Couch, Home, Surfing The Net

Myself: There must be some drug that I can take to make me forget I heard Alanis Morissette sing "My Humps".
Abby The Dog: [Looks at Myself, tilts head.]